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Season 3[]
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Well, he's right. I only entered this contest 'cause I thought the prize would be money... but it's just a kiss! |
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Blegh, no way! If I were the winner, I would turn my face so our lips wouldn't touch, and I would push Princess away! Turn and push, turn and push... |
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Well, I'm going back to my cave to wait for someone to kill me. Goodbye. |
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My body is squishy. That's how I survived. |
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Yes, I did it! I really did it! I'm a true wizard! |
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Thank you, Grand Master Wizard. I guess through this trial I have become a great wizard. I came here with no self esteem and no chances, a will-o-wisp of a boy, but I walk out this arena a man! A confident man, who deserves a kiss from a princess! |
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Season 5[]
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Oh, guys, I don't know. That's not my place; I just work here, and I... |
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This isn't happening! Ouch! |
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Bubblegum, I hereby challenge you to an honorable prison stabbing to the death! |
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Strike me down, and restore my honor. |
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...Ooooooh! (Makes rainbow magic with his wand) |
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