Emo Philips (born Phil Soltanek) is an American entertainer and comedian born in the Chicago suburb of Downer's Grove. Much of his standup comedy stems from the use of paraprosdokians and garden path sentences spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice and a confused, childlike delivery of his material to produce the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the 'wisdom of children' or the idiot savant.

He provided the voice of the Cuber in the Adventure Time episode "Five Short Graybles," as well as "Five More Short Graybles," "Another Five More Short Graybles," "Graybles 1000+," and "Five Short Tables."