Ice King/Quotes

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Pilot episode

“	Heh? Stop meddling, boy! You and your magical dog can't harm me.	”
—"Adventure Time"

“	I'm going to make one marry me!	”
—"Adventure Time"

“	Your hat is stupid!	”
—"Adventure Time"

“	Now I've got you, boy!	”
—"Adventure Time"

“	Fool! Your powers are no match for my magical crown!	”
—"Adventure Time"

“	My powers! Foul and noisome whelp! You've not seen the last of my wintery fangs! I'll cleave the warmth from your bones and stop still your beating heart with my claaaaws...	”
—"Adventure Time"

Season 1

“	Do you know what 'Ice King' means?!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Ladies! I brought you a baby, and a puppy!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	I'll show you fun. Fun is my middle name!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Play it or I'll squish you into juice!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	I am the king! I am the king of c-c-cool!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Ooh, are you trying to hit me? Well, excuse me because I have to go potty in the bathroom.	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you're probably a... a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don't you try being cool like me?	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	This is my domain!	”
—"Prisoners of Love"

“	Fat! Fat! Fat! Daddy's little fatty. Oh, you'll never get a prom date with all that tub on your face, you know?	”
—"What is Life?"

“	Finn? Ugh! Why can't you ever be a princess?	”
—"What is Life?"

“	Finish him off, my semi-loyal pet!	”
—"What is Life?"

“	Now finally I can kill you! Oh, wait. Wait, wait... I am so stupid. Silly billy. I came by to tell you the good news. I'm getting married to someone who wants to marry me."	”
—"When Wedding Bells Thaw"

“	Strangling the groom's nose at a wedding?! What's wrong with you?!	”
—"When Wedding Bells Thaw"

Season 2

“	Gunter, who told you you could fly?	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter.	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	You've raised my frosty dander!	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	I've soiled my tunic, completely by choice!	”
—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

“	Finn! You have destroyed my faith in canned peanut brittle!	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	These bars won't hold me forever! Hey, there's only like two of them.	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	I'm toying with you... psychologically!	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm rockin' your world view!	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	So, let me get this straight. You're hitting on me.	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	I'm a banana!!	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	Oh, well... Gunter, dispose of Finn's carcass.	”
—"What Have You Done?"

“	Gunter, you're embarrassing me!	”
—"The Chamber of Frozen Blades"

“	Gunter was preggers!	”
—"The Chamber of Frozen Blades"

“	Oh. I... I see. It's all making sense now. Brrrrapapo! (Blasts window with ice magic, shattering it) I'm going, Princess. I'm sorry if my skin grossed you out. Nobody wants to see this old skin, I guess. (Tearing up) Nobody in the world.	”
—"Mortal Recoil"

“	Hey. I had to keep an eye on the Princess because she's being possessed by the Lich.	”
—"Mortal Recoil"

“	Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time. (sighs) All the time.	”
—"Mortal Recoil"

“	Okay, I didn't kill her this time. Everybody saw that, right?	”
—"Mortal Recoil"

 Come on! Stupid lady! Kill it!

Season 3

“	Whoa! You are fast... and quiet... and very good at dramatic silence. I like it.	”
—"Hitman"

“	No! Come back, you wussy!	”
—"Hitman"

“	Look, a supermodel! Look, a hoverboard! Look, the apocalypse! Someone got hit in the boingloings! Hit in the boingloings! Boingloings! Boingloings! Somebody got hit in them. Peace out!	”
—"Hitman"

“	I take artful black-and-white photographs of my penguin's body parts.	”
—"Still"

“	How 'bout me? Put me on the grid, scale of 1 to 10. 1 is "totally gross," 10 is like, "Hey, Ice King. You look crazy siiiiick!"	”
—"Wizard Battle"

“	(reading his Fionna & Cake fan-fiction) 'Ice King is the hottest hottie, and I can't wait to marry him!' said Fionna. Then, she turned to Prince Gumball and said, 'I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of Ooo, where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch, until we get fat and die.' The end.	”
—"Fionna and Cake"

“	Iniceable Vincearmor...	”
—"Thank You"

“	(As Simon Petrikov) After purchasing this crown from an old dock worker in Northern Scandinavia, I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiance, Betty. I jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something. And that's when it started... the visions. I fought with them, shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real, it was the crown! I quickly took it off, and saw my fiancee in front of me, looking at me with such contempt! What had I said? What had I done when I wore this crown? All I know is, I never saw Betty again.	”
—"Holly Jolly Secrets Part II"

“	(As Simon Petrikov) I know my mind is changing... but I'm already gone too far to know what to do. I want people to know that... if I do things that... if I do things that hurt anyone, please, please forgive me.	”
—"Holly Jolly Secrets Part II"

“	(As Simon Petrikov) Just watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity. And then maybe Betty, my princess... maybe you will love me again. Please love me again, Betty!	”
—"Holly Jolly Secrets Part II"

“	Now you know my secret! You know... that I used to wear glasses!	”
—"Holly Jolly Secrets Part II"

Season 4

“	Gunter, are you blowin' it up in here? You are nasty, Gunter. You got a nasty booty, mister. Nasty!	”
—"Five Short Graybles"

“	Sorry. I thought you had a stank booty, Gunter. My bad.	”
—"Five Short Graybles"

“	Trust me! We are turbros! Turbo bros! Tur... bros... turbo... bros.	”
—"Beyond this Earthly Realm"

“	"What do you think, Finn? Can we pull back the veil of static and reach in to the source of all being? Behind this curtain of patterns, this random pattern generator. So clever. Right here in every home, watching us from a one-sided mirror."	”
—"Beyond this Earthly Realm"

“	Wizards only, fools, keep it tight.	”
—"Reign of Gunters"

“	J. T. Dawgzone always says, 'Ladies are drawn to bros. with tortured pasts.' And I've got a way tortured past! I think. I don't really . . . re . . . hmm.	”
—"I Remember You""

“	I just wanted to be loved!	”
—"I Remember You""

Season 5

“	Huh? Oh. Now where were we? To free yourself from this tomb, and never more re-enter, find the room amidst the rooms that lies exactly center?	”
—"Mystery Dungeon""

“	Ah! Alright! I knocked you out and brought you here! I'm sorry, but I had to do it. Each of you possess the exact qualities to pass the various tests of this dungeon. Tree Trunks, with your baking skills! Lemongrab, with your lemon-y juice! Yeah... Shelby, who should have been the bait for the fish. And BMO, who should of been here instead of this weird piece of junk that I don't remember nothing about. Ah, but I've failed!	”
—"Mystery Dungeon""

“	Now you see why I need to bring you here. Behold the Ancient Sleeping Magi of Life Giving! [...] Anything goes in the Magi's ice flames comes to life! Anything at all! [...] Yes! isn't it amazing? [...] Don't be sad, because I've brought the ultimate thing! This! [...] Except it's not my journal! It's my Fionna and Cake fan fiction! All my brilliant fantasies will now be real! Fionna, Cake, Marshall Lee, will all be living breathing beings just like me!	”
—"Mystery Dungeon""

“	I know you are out there somewhere. I just haven't figured out how to get to you. But believe me, I will. I will.	”
—"Bad Little Boy""

“	I love you too . . . Gunter.	”
—"Simon & Marcy"

“	This island doesn't have a lady, this island is a lady!	”
—The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita

“	Yeah, well PB is just so closed off to her emotions. She crushes the relationship so she doesn't even have to develop feelings.	”
—"The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita"

“	Banana Guards yourself, Princess!	”
—"The Party's Over, Isla de Señorita"

“	Oh, hey, kids! Fine day for a picnic.	”
—"Frost & Fire"

“	This must be it, man. I’ve crossed into some new super-insane zone where I feel like I’m just normal again.	”
—“Betty”

“	I have... bruises. [coughs]	”
—“Betty”