Flame Princess: Yes
Jake: (Sounds of concentration) (Then farts) (Seals Squeez-E-Mart bag like a balloon.)
Flame Princess: (Shoots the balloon with her fire) (Baloon explodes)
Finn: That was awesome! Alright, alright, my turn. (Lies on Jake's back) (Sounds of concentration) (Then burps) (Seals Squeez-E-Mart bag like a balloon.)
Flame Princess: (Focuses on balloon and shoots the balloon) (Balloon explodes)
Flame Princess: (Laughter) You guys are full of magic air.
Jake: (Gasps) (Farts)
Finn: (Disgusted) Gross! (Rolls with Jake) (Then slaps Jake) No! (Turns to Flame Princess) Princess? You, okay?
Flame Princess: (Looks downed) Yeah... It's just the air smells bad from your magic tricks, and now I feel sad. (Looks at Finn and Jake) I left all my scented candles at the castle. They'd really cut through the magic stink.
Jake: Just go back to the Fire Kingdom and get 'em. Problem solved.
Flame Princess: (Sighs) (Then stands up) Then I'll have to see my dad. I'm still mad at him for imprisoning me in that lantern. So UNFAIR! (Flame Princess transforms again to her enraged form.) (Screams with anger)
Finn and Jake: (Frightened)
Finn: Uh, we can go get 'em.
Flame Princess: (Returns to her normal form.) (Pleasant voice) Really? That would be really nice. (Warns) But don't let my Pops see you. I don't want "His Majesty" thinking I need anything from him.
Finn, Flame Princess and Jake: (Surprised)
Jake: That ain't me.
Finn, Flame Princess and Jake: (Looks at the rock)
Finn and Jake: Whoa!
Flambo: (inside the rock) (Farts more)
Finn and Jake: (Approaches the rock)
Finn: (Opens the rock)
Flambo: Oh! (Farts again)
Jake: Flambo! (Whispers to Finn) For a second, I thought the princess was farting.
Finn: Flambo, we need you to cast Flame Shield on us.
Flambo: (Agrees to Finn) Alright! (Rubs both of his hands) (Flambo casting the Flame Shield; chants and also creates a series of runic symbols. He grows two big fists and hits Finn and Jake on the forehead.)
(Scene cuts to the Fire Kingdom)
Jake: (Stretches his left arm to hold onto something with Finn holding onto his back, sneaking pass the Flame Guards.)
(Seconds later, inside Flame Princess's room in the palace)
Finn and Jake: (Tip toe walking towards near the scented candles.)
Finn: These candles, must be "They."
Jake: (Sniffing the candles) (Whispers) They smell like an old lady's bathroom.
Finn: (Whispers with disrespect) Hey! Don't disrespect my lady!
Jake: (Whispers in reply) I said that as a compliment. Like, it reminds me of grandma. I love my grandma.
Finn: (Takes the candles and puts them into his backpack.)
(Seconds later, two voices are heard behind the door.)
Furnace: No one comes-sss here. Not since Flame Princess (Finn jumps and lies close to the bottom of the door.) leved (for left) the castle. Now guesssss what we're gonna kill Flame King with?
Finn: (Gasps) (Then whispers) A conspirator with a hiss voice!
Torcho: How about, water?
Furnace: Even worsssse, we'll use icccce.
Finn: (Whispers) And a conspirator with an untied shoe.
Torcho: Ice? Why ice?
Furnace: Cuz it'sss more painful, You sssimpleton! Cold as iccce fallzz. A perfect death for the Flame King.
Furnace and Torcho: (Evil laughter)
Finn: (Gasps, turns around, and Jake is thrown away.)
Finn: Did you hear that?
Finn: Jake, come on! We gotta stop those guys from killing Flame Princess's dad!
Jake: (Drops the candle) Right, right.
(Moments later, outside the room)
Jake: (Opens the door)
Finn: Dirt bags! Where'd they go?
Finn and Jake: (Tip toe walking)
(Lesser Flame Guards approaching nearby)
Finn and Jake: (Plans via body language) (Then disguises themselves as a painting)
Lesser Flame Guards: (Walking backwards)
Lesser Flame Guard 1: (Notices) Hey, is that new?
Lesser Flame Guard 2: Yeah, I think it is.
Lesser Flame Guard 3: Yes it is new.
Lesser Flame Guard 2: Hm, what you guys think about this painting?
Lesser Flame Guard 1: I like it.
Lesser Flame Guard 3: Hey, is this one of those paintings where the eyes follow you.
Lesser Flame Guards: (Looks at the painting)
Lesser Flame Guards: (Moves to the right and left while looking at them.)
Finn: (Still concentrating)
Lesser Flame Guard 1: Hmmm
Lesser Flame Guard 2: (Sighs)
Lesser Flame Guards: (Moves to the right) (Gets bored)
Lesser Flame Guard 3: Come on, let's get out of here, I don't wanna miss snack time.
Lesser Flame Guard 1: SNACKS!
Lesser Flame Guard 2: And SNACKS!
Lesser Flame Guard 3: SNACKS!
Lesser Flame Guards: SNACKS!, (Walking backwards) SNACKS!, SNACKS!, SNACKS!
Finn: (Losing concentrating)
Finn and Jake: (Breaths)
Jake: Now what?
Furnace: And most of actual murdersss...
Finn: (Whispers) You hear that? It sounds like a voice with a hiss.
Jake: The kind we are looking for.
Furnace: The ssserpent that isss...
Furnace: ...my father's life, now wears his crown. (Hisses)
Finn and Jake: (Looks above)
Jake: Dude, the voice
Finn: We must follow the voice
Jake: (Opens the air vent) (Uses his strechy powers to get there and pulls Finn up.) (Then closes the air vent)
Unknown: To die, to sleep; To sleep: perchance to dream...
Finn: (Whispers) Which way is the hiss voice coming from?
Unknown: ...there's the rub; For in that sleep of death what...
Jake: (Whispers) This way!
Unknown: ...dreams may come.
Jake: (Drags self)
Finn: (Whispers) Which way?
Furnace: I seem to be saying a lot about our (Jake raises his left ear) super secret plan
Jake: (Whispers) To the left
Fire Denizens 1: You!
Jake: (Checking out)
Fire Denizens 1: (Pointing with their right finger at each other) You! You! You!
Fire Denizens 2: (Pointing with both fingers at each other) Double you! Double you!
Jake: (Whispers) I don't think it's them.
Fire Denizens 2: Double you! Double you!
(Finn and Jake moving forward and turning left)
Jake: (Falls) Woaaah
Finn: (Whispers for checking) Jake?
Jake: (Whispers in response) I'm okay. I think I hear that hissing voice down this way.
Finn: (Falls) Wooooaaah (Hits hard) (Questions with disappointment) Why didn't you catch me?
Jake: Oops. Tell me next time, I can't think in the future.
Jake: (Whispers) Vent ahead (And looks outside)
Finn: (Whispers) Jake, I wanna see! (Jake steps aside)
Lesser Flame Guard 3: (Eating cake) (Then measures cake) Thirty-seven (37) (Eats another and measures again) Twenty-two
Finn: (Whispers) No hissing
Jake: (Whispers) No untied shoe
(Moments later, Jake found another vent)
Jake: (whispers) Vent
Jalapeño pepper: (Hisses) This need something more, yesss, yes, that's the sssstuff.
Finn: (Whispers) Woah, it's him!
(The air vent is opened)
Finn and Jake: (Dives quietly)
Jalapeño pepper: Hmmm?
Finn and Jake: (Shows up)
Jalapeño pepper: My bluebeessss
Jake: (Points right finger to Jalapeño pepper) You baffoon! Where's your partner with the untied shoe?
Jalapeño pepper: What partner? What are you blueberriesss talking about?
Finn: (Rises fist) Give it up man! (Then points right finger to Jalapeño pepper) I heard your hiss voice!
Jalapeño pepper: I don't have a hiss...
Red snake: (Hisses)
Jalapeño pepper: ...voice. (Then points right finger to Finn) There's a....
Red snake: (Hisses again)
Jalapeño pepper: .... snake on your shoulder.
Red snake: (Hisses again)
Finn: (Frightened) (Slaps the snake away from him and landed on Jake.)
Jake: (Looks at the snake) Hmmmm. Sufferin' succotash.
Jalapeño pepper: Now to chop you two big blueberries into small bite-sized blueberries. (Then chases after them)
Finn and Jake: (Screaming and running for their lives)
Theatre troupe: (Chattering)
Theatre troupe leader: Five (5) minutes are closing everyone, five (5) minutes.
Finn and Jake: (Takes two members of the theatre troupe to a room.)
Finn: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Jake: (Picks up a table with food on it)
Finn and Jake: (Runs with disguises on)
Jalapeño pepper: (Panting) (Then heads to a room) Oh. Psh, actors.
(Moments later, Finn and Jake catch up with the Theatre troupe)
Finn: (Lays a hand on a Theatre troupe member) What's going with the costumes?
Theatre troupe member: (High voice) This is a Theatre troupe, we are getting rrready to perform for the King. Everyone in the kingdom shall be in attendance. (Lowered voice) Of course, you know all these being fellow actors from exactly the same troupe. (Turns around and picks clothes)
Jake: (Makes a distance with Finn) I have an idea. We'll go on stage, act like two (2) conspirators, you will have one shoe untied, I'll talk with a hiss voice, we'll talk about how we want to kill the king, as we do these, we'll study the faces of the audience, a move of guilty reactions.
Finn: (Likes it) That's brilliant!
Jake: Thanks! It's an original idea, by me.
(Moments later, at the stage play, Flame King appears and the lights went low for the play.)
Finn: (Clears throat) Hey conspirator!
Jake: Hey co-conspirator!
Finn: Let's talk about how we're gonna kill the king.
Jake: Shhhhhh sssssomebody might here our evil plot.
Flame King: (Not liking it) Man, I am so lost.
Jake: Psst, the audience.
Suspect: (Moaning) (Then sneezes)
Jake: You think that's one of them.
Finn: Maybe, let's keep goin'. So, what are you packin'?
Jake: Water, man. Enough of it to put out the King's fire.
Suspect: (Still moaning) (Then eats a hotdog sandwich) (Looking around with suspicion)
Finn: I thinks he's starting to crack. Water? You know what is more painful, if we pour ice in his ear. That's how we'll kill the Flame King.
Flame King: (Bored) Psh, kill the Flame King? (Thinks about it) (Then behind him, an arm appeared, holding ice and fails to pour on him.) (Angry reaction) This is treason disguised as a play! (Orders) Guards, seized them!
Flame Guards: (Approaching Finn and Jake)
Finn: What? No!
Flame Guards: (Pinning Finn and Jake to the ground)
Finn and Jake: (Grunts)
Finn: Please, we were trying to warn you about the assassins.
Flame King: Hmmmmm, search them!
Flame Guard: Hmmmm, (Surprised) huh? (Sniffs the candles) Sire! It's your daughter's scented candles.
Finn: Ahh, ahh, ah.
Flame King: Sickos! (Orders) Off with their heads!
Jake: Woah, what!?
Audience: (Cheering and chattering) Yes!
Furnace: Sssstay sssstill.
Torcho: (Evil laughter)
Finn: Untied shoelace. (Gasps) It's them!
Furnace: Sssso long, ssssuckers!
Finn: Naked babies! Naked Babies! Naked Babies!
Flame King: (Surprised)
Finn: Naked Babies! Naked Babies! Naked Babies!
Audience: (Gasps and shocked)
Finn: Naked Babies! Naked Babies! Naked Babies! (Clears throat) We found them! The executioners are the real king killers!
Flame King: Wa-wa-wait, wait. That voice. (Orders) Guards, take off their hoods.
Torcho: Here, my identity!
Torcho: (Guilty) Argh
Flame King: (Surprised) Furnace and Torcho!
Furnace: Hello Uuuncle!
Audience: (Shocked and surprised) Wait, what!?
Flame King: (Orders) Arrest the executioners!
Flame Guards: (Arrests the executioners)
Flame King: Hmmmm, (Points right finger at Furnace and Torcho) I thought I had you two extinguished.
Furnace: You cannot quench the flamessss of revenge!
Torcho: You snucked on our father to become king!
Flame King: Oh, yeah! Hehe. (Orders) Take them to the punishment room!
Flame Guards: (Takes Furnace and Torcho to the punishment room.)
Furnace: I'll dessstroy all of you, with ice!
Torcho: Release me!
Finn: Wait! So, you? You extinguished their dad?
Flame King: (Yes tone)
Finn: And everyone is evil here?
Flame King: (Performs a stunt towards the stage)
Flame King: (Yes tone) All evil.
Finn: Then, is Flame Princess: evil or maybe chaotic neutral?
Flame King: She's evil.
Finn: Okay, so your daughter's evil. We've established that, but do you think if a good guy really liked her, could he, change her to good?
Flame King: Hmmmmm, well, there'd be penalties to her experience, if she acted out of alignment. But, yes, someone could change her.
Finn: (Smiles happily)
Finn and Jake: (Leaves the stage)
Flame King: (Thinks about his daughter) Change her to good? (Worried)
(Scene cuts to Flame Princess's house)
(Through window, Finn and Jake look at Flame Princess sleeping.)
Flame Princess: (Breathing)
Jake: (Picks the scented candles and lights them with Flame Princess's hair) *(Then puts them on her bedside table)
(Then suddenly, Flame King appeared on the candles.)
Flame King: (Looks around) Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil.... EVIL!!!
Flame Princess: (Wakes up) Aah!
Flame King: Aah!
Flame Princess: (Turns around right after what she saw)
(The episode ends)