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Season 1[]
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It just means he's changing into a Lumpy Space guy on account of my bite. It's just like um... you know... werewolf rules. |
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WHATEVERS 2009! |
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First you should check out my house. It's, like, kinda lame but way less lame than, like, your house. |
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I said, "Lump off," Mom! |
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I lumping hate them! |
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I'm really, really sorry, Finn, but I can't help you because my parents are horrible idiots. |
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Hey! This is hard for me, too! I mean, I used to eat chili-cheese fries with Brad, (sniff) so there's gonna be a lot of romantic tension on this ride. |
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The guys who use the antidote up here are notorious for being... smooth posers. |
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Buuuuumps! |
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I know I mess things up sometimes, but I'm really trying! And you're supposed to be my friend! Not like the fake ones I have here! |
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I'm bored. And I'm not having any fun! |
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That wasn't fun. That was lame! |
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Oh, yeah, I'm havin' a fun time. |
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I want surgery to make my body hot. |
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—"His Hero" |
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Oh, yeah! This body's HOT! I feel POWERFUL! |
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—"His Hero" |
Season 2[]
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I totally saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here, and I wasn't invited!? I was all, "What the lump?" so I'm crashing this party. |
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Oh, my Glob, you guys, drama bomb! |
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I can be smooth. (Grunts) Finn, punch out my lumps. I can be whatever he wants, I can change. |
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Get away from my camp. I'll cut you! |
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Oh, my Glob. What the stuff are you doing? |
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Well, if you want these lumps, you gotta put a ring on it. WHERE'S MY RING? |
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Get in touch with your feelings, babe! |
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Princess Bubblegums's in my seat (growls) |
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—"Video Makers" |
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Oh, my Glob Melissa, ever since Clara stopped eating meat, her skin looks so good! I mean, she still looks fat, but, like, I can't say that junk to her face. |
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I'm doing so awesome on my own. Like, right now, I found this can of beans. |
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Melissa, I have to go, they got into my toilet paper! Melissa, I have to go! |
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MAH BEANS! |
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Season 3[]
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Not yet, Cinnamon Bun! |
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No way. First, I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys, then I'm gonna fall out of love. And then I'm gonna totally fake die, of a fake heart attack! Oh my heart! My heart hurts because I fell out of love! And now i have to die! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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One last kiss...before dying, my love. |
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I'm sorry that you're starving because I ate all of your crops, even though you're all still really fat, and I probably helped you lose some weight. |
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—"The Monster" |
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What the jug?! |
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—"The Monster" |
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Get off, you big doughnut! |
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—"The Creeps" |
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Maybe he'll be a steaming hot babe with huge money. |
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—"The Creeps" |
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(On learning her mystery name) My name is Duchess Gummibuns! |
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—"The Creeps" |
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I blinked my balls... my eyeballs. |
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—"The Creeps" |
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(LSP screaming loudly, says, "I'm dying"--toilet flushes) Woooooooh! Ugh, gross, ugh! My lumpin' body's all hollow now! I gotta put something in it! |
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—"The Creeps" |
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But where's the food?! What kind of castle is this?! It's like a poor peoples' castle! With no lumpin' waffles for my dump truck!! |
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—"The Creeps" |
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He tried to kiss me on the mouth! And I was like, blah blah! |
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—"The Creeps" |
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"What does it lumping mean?!" |
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—"The Creeps" |
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I'm ready for you now, Brad. Isn't that obvi? I'm so ready. |
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—"The Creeps" |
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GET THE LUMP OUTTA HERE!! |
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Oh, nah. I am not getting eaten by zombies tonight. |
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MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!!! |
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My formula's gonna cure the zombies cause I made the prettiest formula. |
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Oh. My. GLOB! Look at those luscious lips! I gotta go lick up the rest of that formula! |
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Oh, my Glob! Yes! I'm gonna be so hot! So freakin' hot! |
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I know you want this body, but you can't have it! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! |
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Season 4[]
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Gotcha! |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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Hey, girl! |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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Oh my Glob! Turtle Princess, I always wanted to write trashy books for ladies. Back up off me, Rickie! |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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...I look fresh to death with my new dress and purse! |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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Looks like I'll have to bust out these cobras to get a better dinner. |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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I guess at the end of the day, it's all about the lumps. |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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Oh, nuh-uh! I am not gonna carry rocks. |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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(Carrying two rocks) My arms weren't meant to carry so many rocks, you guys. |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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Finn has the hottest lumps, but his lumps are on the inside! |
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—"Gotcha!" |
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I had to look in the mirror because I looked so good. |
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Season 5[]
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You guys! Somebody stole something from me! Something I can't live without! |
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I've been robbed! I've been robbed! |
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He did! He stole...my heart! |
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Everybody get ready to pay attention to me! |
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Season 8[]
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Clam your face, you noid! |
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—"Skyhooks II" |
Unattributed Origin[]
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What the lump?! |
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Oh, my Glob! |
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