Sometimes I do [drink blood], but it's not the blood that I like. It's the color.

—"Evicted!"

I eat shades of red.

—"Evicted!"

I've seen some stuff that would really make you say "like what?"

—"Evicted!"

I'm not mean. I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code.

—"Evicted!"

"Henchman for life" means, "HENCHMAN FOR LIFE!"

—"Henchman"

Oh, if it isn't my favorite goody-two-shoes Finn.

—"Henchman"

(mocking Finn) Ooh, "My code of honor wouldn't allow it."

—"Henchman"

Yes, Jake? What would you like to talk about?

—"Henchman"

Sounds like dinner.

—"Henchman"

Hey, Finn, are you thinking about how that guy's bow tie sorta looked like a bra?

—"Henchman"

Corpses buried in mud that's black, from death I command you to come back!

—"Henchman"

Are you ready to lead an evil army of the undead?

—"Henchman"

I wrote this next song about a fisherman.

—"Henchman"

You should've hacked it to pieces when it was still adorable...

—"Henchman"

Yeah, it hurts, but I kinda like it. Reminds me when I'd scrape my knees up as a kid, and my mom would patch me up. You know what I'm saying?

—"Henchman"

So, Finn, I need you to strangle some pixies.

—"Henchman"

[...] maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!

—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

My dad stole my bass guitar, Finn!

—"It Came from the Nightosphere"

I just want my dad to notice me.

—"It Came from the Nightosphere""

Yeah, it'll be funny.

—"Go With Me"

Hello, Bonnibel.

—Marceline is the only known person to refer to Princess Bubblegum by her first name, "Go With Me"

If you show Bubblegum you're fun, she'll defs wanna go to the movies with you.

—"Go With Me"

The only thing women love more than fun is excitement. She needs to feel her blood pump, man! She needs to... BE CHASED BY WOLVES!

—"Go With Me"

Come on, Finn, a brainlord like Bonnie? You'd be bored with her in a week.

—"Go With Me"

Vampire kick!

—"Heat Signature"

Vampires can't beat ghosts. It's like a rock-paper-scissors thing.

—"Heat Signature"

Hambo is my only friend.

—"Memory of a Memory"

I'm hurting you because I love you.

—"Memory of a Memory"

What are you guys still doing here?

—"Memory of a Memory"

Nope, but there might be anything behind that cellar door, and it rhymes with memory core!

—"Memory of a Memory"

Daddy, why?

—"Memory of a Memory"

That was my favorite thing in the whole world!

—"Memory of a Memory"

That's the last straw, Ash! That's it! You're a psycho jerk and you ruined my life!

—"Memory of a Memory"

IT'S OVER, YOU PSYCHO!!!

—"Memory of a Memory"

Finn, I think I'd like to wake up now.

—"Memory of a Memory"

They broke out because you let them live.

—"What Was Missing"

Ha! Looks like you're not as perfect as you thought. Guess you can't judge me anymore.

—"What Was Missing"

Stay away from me! FOREVEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

—"Return to the Nightosphere"

Hey guys, wanna come party in the Nightosphere with me? I visited my dad and it's crazy boring.

—"Daddy's Little Monster"

Yeah, I want you to be proud. I want you to be proud of me!

—"Daddy's Little Monster"

Stop, acting, crazy.

—"I Remember You"

You know, I’m actually glad to see you. Maybe I’m the one who’s... nuts.

—"I Remember You"

You don't remember anything, do you SIMON?!

—"I Remember You"

Well, he's very dear to my heart. I love him.

—"Simon and Marcy"

I love you, Simon.

—"Simon and Marcy"