This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Marceline The Vampire Queen" from season 7, which aired on November 16, 2015.

This transcript is incomplete.


Marceline: Come on, Marce. It'll only hurt for a second.
[Marceline is sitting in the shade of a lone tree in a desert. Her umbrella lies just out of reach in the sunlight.]
Marceline: That's nothing in the face of eternity.
[She pokes her fingertips out of the shade. They sizzle and burn.]
Marceline: [shrieks] A second hurts really bad in the face of eternity. [Her fingers re-heal.] But only for a moment.
[She tries three more times, shrieking each time her fingers burn.]
Marceline: Wait. I have an even better idea. [takes bottle out of pocket] Sunscreen. SPF 10... million. [empties contents and rubs it on hand] Hmm! I have exactly enough to reach my umbrella.
[Just then, a gust of wind blows the umbrella away. Marceline does a double face-palm.]