|Ruler||Abraham Lincoln (formerly)|
|Known characters||Magic Man|
|Introduced in||"Freak City"|
|Latest appearance||"All the Little People"|
The citizens of Mars all wear hats similar to Magic Man. All Martians have very similar facial features. Some are bald due to drinking hair as a last resort for a beverage, when Magic Man turned all of the water on Mars into hair. However, they wear groovy head gear to hide the lack of hair. Martians endured endless suffering at the hands of the Magic Man and his pranks, and so were forced to banish him to Earth for his crimes.