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Season 1

You know, believe it or not I'm not really a beggar, I'm actually a... MAGIC MAN!

—"Freak City"

You gave me that candy, now I'll do you a favor in return! A magic favor! (singing) A mystical magical favor! For you!

—"Freak City"

Not until you appreciate what a jerk I am. Wazoo!

—"Freak City"

That's right, it is I, the Magic Man! Zap!

—"Freak City"

Why should I? You still act like a hero only so you can get what you want.

—"Freak City"

Oh yes, that's it! You finally learned your lesson! and now I am off to spread my teachings to more sissy do-gooders. You're welcome!

—"Freak City"

Season 4

Hey, friend. Don't be afraid. I'm a gypsy child like you, running wild and crazy! (laughter) Hold on, wow... a falling star. Hm, it's too far though. (He pulls off his cloak and turns the stag into a telescope) MAGIC! You're welcome.

—"Sons of Mars"

I wish I could help you, except I don't!

—"Sons of Mars"

Come on, let's go to my house! Come on, let's go to my house!

—"Sons of Mars"

Yes, that is true!

—"Sons of Mars"

That's where I blow my nose all day!

—"Sons of Mars"

Yes, welcome to my tower of light! Everyone is welcome to share this magic kingdom. Squirrels, black mold, worms, poison ivy, Tiny Manticore!

—"Sons of Mars"

Memories drift in and out of my mind, and the little people get left behind, so whatever!

—"Sons of Mars"

I win again, just like always!

—"Sons of Mars"

Season 5

Do what thoust will be the whole piece of law.

—"All the Little People"

...I'm not coming back.

—"All the Little People"

It's got my germs, so it's mine now.

—"Time Sandwich"

When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown, the only way forward is down. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better.

—"Time Sandwich"

You try and come up with something on the spot! It's hard!

—"Time Sandwich"

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Season 6

Smooth and gray as far as you can see. No life grows in me. Nothing to weed, nothing to seed. Pure and perfect like the marble floors of a bank. You slide with no obstacles, forever blank.

—"You Forgot Your Floaties"

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