| Slime Princess, you're alright!|
Flame Princess, you're okay.
Wildberry Princess could be better.
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...
| Oh, Bubblegum!|
You look like a lot of fun!
I'm right outside!
And that is how I know.
| Hey, princess, did you get my text,|
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs!
If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too.
| Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone|
Or anyone, pretty much anyone...
I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!?
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!
| Anybody! Grod in the sky,|
Please tell me why!
- Some of the lyrics to this song are scribbled on a newspaper clipping of Simon.
- On the DVD for "Jake The Dad," the subtitles say "Gron" instead of "Grod."