|Ingredients||Bread, cheese, tomatoes and lettuce|
|Introduced in||Five Short Graybles|
The perfect sandwich is extremely difficult to make. Although it only has four ingredients, they are made in very unusual ways.
Cheese: Made by putting a cow on its side in a centrifuge and then molecularly unraveling the cheese brick into a perfect slice.
Lettuce: Made by using special chemicals to grow and shrink it to the perfect size. "Shredded" by being hit like a baseball.
Tomatoes: Created by teleporting a Jellyfish and a red balloon together to make a tomato and karate chopping it into three. Only one perfect slice is used.
Bread: Bread made fresh from dough using magic and perfectly sliced by a laser refracted through crystal
Joining ingredients togetherEdit
When all the ingredients are ready, they are put in an anti-gravity machine where the are put together to create the perfect sandwich.