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Season 1

Alright. Let me just add three more drops of explosive diarrhea...

—"Slumber Party Panic"

No. If my decorpsinator serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you do.

—"Slumber Party Panic"

Pick up that platter, tough guy.

—"Slumber Party Panic"

No, this is wrong. They're not coming back to life--they're still dead! The decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete!

—"Slumber Party Panic"

I mean they would flip out!

—"Slumber Party Panic"

You promised you wouldn't frickin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn.

—"Slumber Party Panic"

This is really, really bad, Finn! You can't break royal promises! Never, ever, never, no matter what, forever!

—"Slumber Party Panic"

That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!

—"Slumber Party Panic"

(Stomach grumbles) I should not have drunk that much tea!

—"Trouble in Lumpy Space"

C'mon! Turn around! (Loud whisper) It's a secret!

—"The Enchiridion!"

What a patoot.

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Finn, what the cabbage?

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Come on, Ricardio, I'll patch you up and give you some candy.

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Zanoits kill hundreds of thousands of Plantoids a year. [...] Plantoids produce mellotoxin. Mellotoxin kills Zanoits!

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

You're totally jealous of Ricardio.

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Finn, you shouldn't punch braniacs. You know how fragile they are.

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Finn, I feel like a big idiot for doubting you! He was just so engaging... but his knowledge on Plantoids is actually pretty weak.

—"Ricardio the Heart Guy"

Get on my swan!

—"Dungeon"

Princess Bubblegum awaaaay!

—"Dungeon"

Unless you feel like a fist cookie you better keep running!

—"The Duke"

I'd never forgive anybody who did this to me!

—"The Duke"

Oh Finn, my flawless, flawless champion. Bring the Duke of Nuts to justice. The justice of a cold dungeon! Mwahahahahaha! Hahahahaha!

—"The Duke"

Oh, my. You poor man... Of course you're forgiven! (To Finn) Yeah, I don't believe a word from him.

—"The Duke"

And now Ice King, prepare to howl with... pain?

—"What Have You Done?"

Ahh! Ich bin so glücklich! Ich könnte, ich könnte... (Faints)
(Translation: I'm so happy! I could, I could...)

—"What Have You Done?"

Season 2

That's paralyzing potion, Finn. Don't touch it. It'll paralyze you forever. Heeheeheee!

—"The Other Tarts"

Excuse me. What is this about poisoned tarts and alternate plans?

—"The Other Tarts"

The old Tart Toter! Nobody move. He can't see or hear, but he can feel your movement.

—"The Other Tarts"

Finn, of course I like you.

—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

Oh, Finn, that's sweet. Sure I'll give you some of my hair. Here. Take it, you cutie.

—"To Cut a Woman's Hair"

What's that you got behind your back there, Finny? [...] Can I scope it?

—"The Real You"

Please! I need the real you!

—"The Real You"

Screeeee!

—"Death in Bloom"

Auf wiedersehen!
(Translation:Goodbye!)

—"Go With Me"

Oh hey, Finn. Did you ever find some-- Whoa-ho-ho! What are you wearing?

—"Go With Me"

Beyond Iceberg Lake lies the ruins of the Lich's tower, where he was converting the planet's life force into unholy power to destroy all of Ooo... but before he could, the legendary Billy attacked him and pummeled him into the resin of this tree.

—"Mortal Folly"

What the nuts?!

—"Mortal Folly"

Give me a hug, hero.

—"Mortal Recoil"

Season 3

You so spice!

—"Too Young"

Finn, this is dirt balls!

—"Too Young"

Yo, Earl! Hey! You're fired! Ya butt!

—"Too Young"

It's the door of the Door Lord, Finn. We used to lock them up, but they kept breaking out... 'cause they're door lords.

—"What Was Missing"

I never said you had to be perfect!

—"What was Missing"

The deer wanted our sugar, but I didn't give him any... if ya know what I mean. (Winks and clicks teeth)

—"No One Can Hear You"

Season 4

Finn, nobody really thought the bear was you [...] We thought its only one of your jokey joke jokes.

—"In Your Footsteps"

As princess of candy kingdom, I'm in charge of a lot of candy people. They rely on me, I can't imagine what might happen to them when I was gone. And after my brush of death in the hands of the Lich, I realized something, I am not going to live forever Finn, I would if i could...But modern science just isn't there yet, so i engineered a replacement that could live forever. I call her Goliad.

—"Goliad

Oh,um, pretty standard candy creature soup, amino acids, some algebra, and I threw in some of my baby teeth so she'd have my DNA. [...] Yep, all it takes is one little tooth, or a single hair, its all it takes.

—"Goliad"

Yeah, I'm good! Haven't slept for solid eighty-three hours, but yeah, I'm good. [...] I can't go to bed, Goliad has huge "Mondo-mama brains, I still need to fill them with knowledge, on how to rule a kingdom.

—"Goliad"

Uhhh, okay, I guess that will be alright [...] Huh? Bye guys.

—"Goliad"

Okay, okay, how 'bout I give you a big cowboy hat, then will you let the hostages go? [...] Well obviously that's going to be a problem, because I'm the princess and I need my crown, so-

—"Princess Cookie"

I don't know guys, he's crazy, he's left me no choice, I am sending in the Banana Guards, its about to turn crazy nasty, hello, captain Banana Guard. [...] Hmmm, okay, but if you guys aren't out of there by four, I'm sending in the guards.

—"Princess Cookie"


Jake, where's Finn? [...] Will you tell him why he can't see Flame Princess anymore?

—"Burning Low"

Finn, sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss them and be with them, but you can't because responsibility demands sacrifice.

—"Burning Low"

Shut up.

—"Burning Low"

My GPS shows Finn and Jake over there. I think that's where the Ice King has them hostage.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I'm sure the boys are fine. The Ice king isn't usually a serious threat.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Besides this'll be easy with the two of us. We've got science on our side.

—"Lady & Peebles"

It's okay, Lady. Jake knows you love him.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Don't worry. Just try to relax.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I'll work on my holo-entry: It's been three weeks since Finn and Jake disappeared while battling the Ice King. I've activated a secret GPS implanted in Finn's ear. It has led us to an uncharted black ice cave, but I've spent hours calculating every possible danger and well prepared.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Then I'll pull out my Electrode gun.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Then I'll use my Ball Blam Burglerber. Lady, it'll be fine. We've got science!

—"Lady & Peebles"

I suppose that's true. Let's roll.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I can't get a signal in this chamber. Let's see if they show up on my heart monitor.

—"Lady & Peebles"

There they are! Through this sphincter.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Don't worry, Lady! Ball Blam Burglerber-ber!

—"Lady & Peebles"

My field of vision! Hey! Lady, phase through the wall!

—"Lady & Peebles"

Come on. There's no turning back now.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I'm picking up three heart signatures. Ice King must be talking to Finn and Jake.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Go to the right, Lady.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Lady! Lady, are you okay? [...] No, Lady. I wont leave you while you're hurt. Come on.

—"Lady & Peebles"

What are you playing at, Ice King?

—"Lady & Peebles"

Three heart signatures. Getting closer.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Ricardio! Where are Finn and Jake?

—"Lady & Peebles"

Poisoned with Zanoits.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Okay, Ricardio I'll do it. I'll be your wife, if you could beat me at hand-to-hand combat!

—"Lady & Peebles"

You think we're intellectual equals? It only took me seconds to get you off your guard! And this body you designed is self-congratulatory garbage. See, I know a thing or two about building a body out of bio-mass, and you don't leave your heart exposed.

—"Lady & Peebles"

You didn't! Get out of my sight.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I know, and he poisoned you both with Zanoits. But I took care of it.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I dragged you all here on Lady's back. It took two days. And another day to make you guys an antidote. And fifteen minutes to build Ice King a new heart. I made it out of Ricardio's sinews and some toffee and maracas.

—"Lady & Peebles"

I'm glad you guys are up. Please make the Ice King leave. [...] Ice King, please leave!

—"Lady & Peebles"

How are you feeling, Lady?

—"Lady & Peebles"

Yes, he's awake. Oh, Lady, I should've never put you in danger. I saw on the heart monitor. I didn't know.

—"Lady & Peebles"

Season 5

What! What happened!

—"Jake the Dog (episode)"

"Mmmmn. Princess Bubblegum, we are starving, immediately send us all of your candy. How dare you. Ours, Lemongrabs."

—"All Your Fault"

Bullgunk! I left them a lifetime supply of candy.

—"All Your Fault"

Hey Finn! Hey Jake! Can you come up here, I got a job for you.

—"All Your Fault"

What now, Ice King.

—"A Glitch is a Glitch"

Oh, me too, I'll take care of it too...

—"A Glitch is a Glitch"

Okay, even if I did say that, you are NOT the last person in Ooo, because I'M still here.

—"A Glitch is a Glitch"

Welcome to the potluck guys. Jake, you look pretty.

—"Princess Potluck"

Yes I did! I sent it to you in the mail!

—"Princess Potluck"

Listen, all magic is scientific principals presented like "mystical hoodoo" which is fun, but it's sort of irresponsible. I got your magic right here, okay? (Pretending to be a wizard enchanting the serum) Haaaan-hazzle dazzle! Flubby-doo! Slama-blama-foo!

—"Wizards Only, Fools"

(In response to Jake's stretchy powers) It looks like a mutation.

—"Wizards Only, Fools"

So you want to sell me a product with no information?

—"Wizards Only, Fools"

Now make a fist with your brain and punch against sleepy times, saying, "No! NOOO! NOOOOO! Don't go on gentle into that good night."

—"Sky Witch"

Um, yeah. Raggedy Princess can make you a new Hambo in, like, three seconds... or Raggedy Princess can be your new Hambo. She'd do it, too. That girl's got, like, zero self-respect. [chuckles] That's mean--don't tell her I said that.

—"Sky Witch"

What is all that noise? (In response to the fight of Ice King and Flame Princess) Ach, mein Glöb!

—"Frost & Fire"

Thanks again for coming to castle Lemongrab with me, Finn. I kinda hate these diplomatic dinners. Also, I think the Lemongrabs are getting weirder.

—"Too Old"

Peeps'll never starve in my eternal empire.

—"Red Starved"

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