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This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "Slumber Party Panic" from season 1, which aired on April 5, 2010.

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[The episode begins in the Candy Kingdom, Jake is playfully chasing Lady Rainicorn.]
Jake: Yeah, you think you're pretty way up there but I can get you! [he stretches to be on Lady's level.]
Lady Rainicorn: 나 잡아봐봐~ ("Catch me if you can.")
[Finn and Princess Bubblegum are in a cemetery with a table full of different chemicals.]
Princess Bubblegum: Alright. Let me just add three more drops of explosive diarrhea.
[She adds the explosive diarrhea and a giant cloud shaped like a skull puffs out. Not a good omen.]
Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Oooo...
Finn: Hey Princess Bubblegum, when we bring the dead back to life, will it be filled with worms?
Princess Bubblegum: No. If my decorpsinator serum works, all the dead Candy People will look as young and healthy as you do.
[Finn does a "Tarzan-yell" while hitting his hands against his chest.]
Princess Bubblegum: Pick up that platter, tough guy.
[Finn picks up a serving platter and open the lid, revealing a Candy Person corpse.]
Finn: Old Mr. Cream Puff?
Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] We used to date. [Applies the serum.]
[Mr. Cream Puff's corpse starts to glow and overflow with the fizzing serum.]
Finn: Something's happening! Come on, come on...
Princess Bubblegum: Work.
[A zombie Mr. Cream Puff arises and moans.]
Finn: Algebraic!
Princess Bubblegum: Wait, something's wrong.
Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: Sugar! [Squirts serum out of his eyes and mouth]
Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Ew!
[Zombie Mr. Cream Puff leaps into a giant test tube. The test tube falls and infects the whole cemetery. Zombie Candy People begin to arise from their graves.]
Finn: Hey, look, the decorpsinator serum is working!
Princess Bubblegum: No, this is wrong. They're not coming back to life--they're still dead! The decorpsinator serum--it's incomplete! [she rubs the head of a candy person that looks like a love heart.]
Zombie Love Heart: [lashing out at Princess Bubblegum] Rah. Must eat sugar!
Finn: [Pushes him back down] You're grounded, Mister.
Princess Bubblegum: Oh, this is really bad. They're going to be attracted to the Candy Kingdom!
Finn: Why?
Princess Bubblegum: Because the Candy People are made of sugar, ya ding dong!
Zombie Mr. Cream Puff: [On Princess Bubblegum] Gimme some sugar, baby.
Finn: Chew on this! [Kicks him]
Princess Bubblegum: [Giggles] Good one, Finn. Quickly, to the kingdom!
[They run out of the cemetery]
Finn: [Kicks another zombie] Get a life!
[Princess Bubblegum is at the top of her castle, ringing a large bell]
Princess Bubblegum: All citizens of the Candy Kingdom! Report to the palace, immediately!
[Candy People mumble in confusion and walk to the palace]
Jake: Whoa!
[Jake and Lady go off to the palace. Princess Bubblegum notices the zombies slowly leaving the cemetery.]
Princess Bubblegum: [worried] Hurry, sweet citizens.
Finn: Alright, you heard the princess, everyone in! Alright, no pushing, come on!
Jake: Dude, what's up?
Finn: The princess will explain everything. Tree Trunks, get those hot buns in here, girl.
Tree Trunks: [Carrying hot cross buns] Oh, I hope it's not bad news.
[Princess Bubblegum and Finn close the door]
Finn: Did we get everyone?
Manfried: All present and accounted for.
Finn: Thanks, Manfried.
Manfried: You're welcome.
Princess Bubblegum: Citizens, we are assembled here in the candy foyer for a momentous announcement. Tonight we are all going to have... a slumber party!
Finn: What?!
[Crowd cheers]
Finn: Wait! What about the zom--?! [Princess Bubblegum covers his mouth]
Princess Bubblegum: Go ahead and start partying.
Finn: [Voice muffled] But, Princess, the Undead--
Princess Bubblegum: [Carries Finn to the lab] We'll be right back, everyone.
Jake: Whooo!
[In the lab]
Princess Bubblegum: Finn, the Candy People can't know about the zombies.
Finn: Wha?!
Princess Bubblegum: If they knew, they would flip out.
Finn: What do you mean "flip out"?
Princess Bubblegum: I mean they would flip out.
[Scene changes to the cemetery; Starchie arrives with a shovel.]
Starchie: Princess? It's me, Starchie the gravedigger. I brought you a larger corpse shovel. Oh, Princess? Well, I'll just wait for you here, then. By the mausoleum. With my back turned. And my defenses lowered.
[As Starchie does so, Candy Zombie comes out of the mausoleum and goes up to Starchie, Starchie starts to scream and gasp and then... KABOOM!!! He explodes in a flash of light. Back at the castle.]
Finn: Candy People explode when they get scared?!
Princess Bubblegum: Not telling the Candy People about the zombies is so important that you need to promise, Royal Promise, not to let anyone find out about the zombies, ever.
Finn: Okay, sure.
Princess Bubblegum: No, Finn. You have to Royal Promise.
Finn: Yes, [kneels] I Royal Promise.
Princess Bubblegum: Now I must cloister myself in the lab and finish the equation to my decorpsinator serum. You keep the candy folk distracted and ignorant. Can you do that?
Finn: Yes, your highness.
Princess Bubblegum: Good. Don't tell anyone about the zombies. Never ever. [She leaves]
Finn: No, wait. Can I at least tell [Jake enters] Jake?
Jake: Tell me about what, dude?
Finn: You know, about the outbreak of zom-- [Covers his mouth]
Jake: [Chuckles] Alright, what's going on?
Finn: Uhh, nothing at all, buddy! [Laughs awkwardly and skips into the foyer]
Jake: Hey, dude. I think you and Bubblegum are up to something.
Finn: [nervously] Ahha ah, what? No, no way.
Jake: Whoa, you guys are up to something. Is it some sort of prank? Can I get in on it?
Finn: [To party-goers] Who wants to play "Truth or Dare"?
Jake: Hmm...
Finn: Ok, Chocoberry, you may ask someone to tell a deep truth or a saucy dare.
Chocoberry: Mr. Cupcake, truth or dare?
Mr. Cupcake: Dare.
Chocoberry: I dare you to take off your wrapper.
[Everyone goes "Oooh"]
Jake: [Shoulders Finn] Hey seriously, man. I'm your bro. Bros are supposed to tell bros everything all the time. What are you and Bubblegum up to? Is everything alright?
Finn: Yep! Fine! Everything is great! Heh, heh. [Crinkling sound] Except for that. Whoa.
[Mr. Cupcake has shed his wrapper]
Peppermint Butler: I didn't know he was chocolate.
Mr. Cupcake: Jake, truth or dare?
Jake: Truth.
Mr. Cupcake: Do you prefer chocolate or fudge?
Jake: I can't eat chocolate or fudge 'cause I'm a dog and they'd probably kill me, but hmmmmm probably... neither. Finn! Truth or dare?
Finn: Dare! Haha!
Jake: I dare you... to tell me the truth about what's going on in your mind. What were you and Bubblegum talking about when you were alone together?
[Everybody goes "Oooh"]
Finn: [Nervously] Umm, ahh, the truth is, ahhh...
[Finn visualizes Princess Bubblegum's face on Jake]
Hallucination of Princess Bubblegum: You promised you wouldn't freakin' tell anyone! Oh, you're so cute, Finn.
Finn: Ahhh... the truth is... that I'd rather play Dodge Socks!
[Finn throws a sock at Jake, Princess Bubblegum's face goes away]
Jake: I'm not playing dodge socks 'til you stop dodging my questions. Hey... [Sniffs socks] Old Mr. Cream Puff? Isn't he dead?
Finn: Hey, give me my sock back! Dodge Socks was a bad idea!
Jake: Whoa. [angrily] Look dude, just tell me what's up, 'cause you are crazier than a cannonball tonight.
[Finn looks out a window behind Jake and sees the zombies coming]
Finn: [Thinking] Oh, my goodness! Princess hasn't finished the equation and the zombies are here!
Finn: I, uh, she just want this slumber party to be super fun, and if I did have something to tell you, then I would in a second, and it would make my life easier, unless there was something stopping me, like a promise, but there isn't, so I won't, so it's cool.
[Zombie arises by the window behind Jake]
Zombie: Sugar!
[Finn shuts the shutters]
Jake: What? You lost me.
Finn: Umm... Hey, you know what time it is?
Jake: Adventure time?
Finn: No, time for Seven Minutes in Heaven! You're first.
Jake: Really?
Finn: Lady Raincorn! In the closet with Jake!
Lady: 뭐? 나? 웃겨 정말. 그래, 좋아. 하자. ("What? Me? You gotta be kidding me. Okay, then. I'll play.")
Jake: Okay, okay, alright. [Closet door closes on Jake and Lady] But in seven minutes, I'm gonna come out and make you spill your beans, Finn.
Finn: I can't hear you all the way in heaven!
[Finn looks out a window, a horde of zombies shouting "Sugar" comes and begins banging on door]
Chet: Umm, does anyone else hear that?
Finn: What? Hear what? I, I don't hear anything.
[Candy People begin to murmur as they too hear the banging.]
Chet: I hear something I don't understand... and it makes me scared! [Begins to shake.]
Finn: What? No, Chet. Everybody, wait. What noise? You mean this noise? [Turns on a radio and party lights comes on.]
Chet: Oh. [Laughs]
Finn: Yeah! Dance it! Bust it up! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh!
[A zombie comes out of the main door, Finn rushes to the door, grabbing a table]
Chocoberry: What is this game you are playing at now, Finn?
[Finn barricades the door with the table]
Finn: Uhh, it's... Blockado. Haha, the game of barricades. Come on, let's block all the entrances and windows!
[Candy People cheer and begin blockading the doors and windows before the zombies can come in]
Finn: Alright, this is not a permanent solution. Think Finn, how can you keep everyone from finding out?
Manfried: Find out about what, Finn?
Finn: Manfried, the talking piñata! Your convient appearance gives me a great idea. Everyone, grab a stick! New game! We're gonna smash some piñatas!
Manfried: What?
Finn: Except for you, Manfried.
Manfried: Oh, thank goodness.
[Finn takes somes strips off of Taffy Girl]
Finn: Now everybody don these blindfolds. [Whispering] Thanks, Taffy Girl.
[Finn runs into the middle of the blindfolded Candy People swinging sticks]
Finn: Alright, everybody, get together. I'm hanging the piñatas... [The zombies burst through the barricades] They're all around you. Smash the piñatas!
[Finn and the Candy People smash all the zombies]
Finn: Yeah! You guys are on fire!
[Chocoberry smashes a zombie, causing candy to fall out. She kneels down and licks the candy.]
Chocoberry: Oh, it is so tasty.
[All the Candy Zombies are smashed and the Candy People are eating their candy]
Finn: Yes! We did it! My improbable plan worked!
[Jake and Lady come out of the closet]
Jake: Whew!
Lady: 안녕! ("Hello!")
Jake: Seven minutes up yet? [Grabs a jelly filled doughnut and eats it, noticing the zombie corpses.] Whoa! [Runs to Finn] What the nuts happened here?!
Finn: Oh, we killed all the zombies that Princess Bubblegum and I raised from the dead.
Jake: Really!?
[Time freezes, leaving only Finn moving in the room.]
Finn: Jake? What's going on?
[Princess Bubblegum enters, unaffected by the freezing.]
Princess Bubblegum: What? Huh? Oh, Finn! Did you break your Royal Promise?
Finn: Yeah, but, I mean, all the zombies are dead. The Candy People won't freak out. What's the big deal?
Princess Bubblegum: This is really, really bad, Finn. You can't break Royal Promises. Never, ever, never. No matter what, forever.
[The room starts shaking]
Princess Bubblegum: The Guardians of the Royal Promise are coming for us.
[A hand bursts through the ceiling and grabs Finn and Princess Bubblegum and pulls them outside]
Finn and Princess Bubblegum: Whoa!
Guardian 1: Finn the Human. You have broken a Royal Promise for which the penalty is trial by fire.
[Guardian 2 breathes fire]
Finn: That's stupid.
Princess Bubblegum: Wait! He's my friend! Isn't there another option?!
Guardian 1: Yes. Because you care for the promise-breaker, we will give him a less hot trial. You must now answer...
Guardian 2: ...Math questions!
Finn: Mathematical!
Princess Bubblegum: Finn, you're terrible at math.
Finn: Awww.
Guardian 1: Now, solve this! [Puts Finn in front of Guardian 2, who puts up a hologram of an overly complicated math equation]
Finn: Uhh....
Guardian 2: Oh, wait, wait, I thought of a better one. [Replaces the equation with one that says "2+2"]
Guardian 1: Yes! Two plus two. Solve it or die.
Finn: Uhh. Four, right?
[Guardians laugh]
Guardian 1: Oh, correct.
[Guardians heads explode and time rewinds, night becomes day, Guardian 2's head comes back and he talks backwards and goes back to sitting and blowing bubbles around the Candy Kingdom.]
Finn: What's happening, Princess?
Princess Bubblegum: You've defeated the broken royal promise! The Gumball Guardians are resetting!
[Guardian 1 drops Finn and Princess Bubblegum, who teleport back to Princess Bubblegum's lab]
Finn: Slamacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all "Four!"
Princess Bubblegum: Four, four... Four, four, four... That's it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!
Finn: You're welcome!
Princess Bubblegum: '4' is the last figure I need to perfect my decorpsinator serum.
[In the foyer, Princess Bubblegum pours the serum on a zombie]
Revived Zombie: Golly!
[Finn and Princess Bubblegum pour the serum on all the zombies]
Finn: Woohoo! Yeah!
Jake: This is messed up, but sweet.
Lady Rainicorn: 진짜로. ("Truly it is.")
[Finn and Princess Bubblegum revive more Candy Zombies]
Candy Person 1: Uncle Chewy!
Candy Person 2: Grandma!
Ice Cream Lady: Former dead relative!
Jake: Starchie!
Starchie: Mornin'.
Jake: [Walks over to Finn] Man, you broke a Royal Promise? You're nuts. All you had to do is say that it was a royal secret. I know what's up. [Walks away from Finn.]
Princess Bubblegum: I hope you grasp the full consequences of breaking promises.
Finn: Heck yeah! If I break a Royal Promise, I get to fight zombies, throw slumber parties, awake Gumball Guardians and... and...
Princess Bubblegum: Alright, alright.
Finn: [evilly] And reverse death itself!
Princess Bubblegum: Oh, you are adorable. But keep your promises, okay?
Finn: I will, Princess.
[Finn notices Starchie gnawing on his leg and picks him up]
Finn: Starchie, you're not a zombie.
Starchie: I can't help it. Flesh is delicious!
Finn: You're delicious!
Starchie: Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!
[Finn squeezes him, Starchie farts]

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