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Salt?! But I heard you guys were heroes...


It's not mad juice, it's sad juice! My name's Snorlock, and I'm sa-a-a-a-ad!

I need a girlfriend. I have no one to love.

Talkin' to ladies is hard.

(at "snail" Jake) I'll mate with you.

Uhh, girl, you smell good.

May I smell you more?

Mmm... cupcakes... did you take a bath?

What? I'm naked? But I never had a shell!

Me, a slug?

I don't know any slug chicks.