Teddy Bear Joke Book is a joke book shown in "Paper Pete." A battle over this book, fought between the Pagelings and Moldos, took place the day before the events of "Paper Pete." The Pagelings tried to protect the book from the Moldos, but the book was damaged in the battle.
The cover has a picture of a man in a yellow uniform and hat, probably a park ranger, that is apparently surprised by an adult and young bear. The book's cost was "$1.25." It is the third volume and features the quote "Grin and Bear It." It is slightly covered by mold from the Moldos.
- The large bear, small bear, and ranger on the cover are similar to Yogi bear, Boo-boo, and Ranger Smith from "Yogi Bear."