This article is a transcript of the Adventure Time episode "The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (Part II)" from season 7, which aired on December 3, 2015.

All MOs
AMO (disguised as Moe)
Tree Fort
MO Co.
This transcript is incomplete.


[At the Tree Fort, Moe is reading the newspaper to Finn and Jake.]
Moe: Let's see, $4 off a honey-baked ham. I don't like ham. $1 off of beets. Do beets have tannins? What is that? Oh! $4 off a honey-baked ham.
Jake: Moe?
Moe: Call me "Gwampa." How's your rose water?
Jake: It's exactly what it says it is. So, hey, uh, Gwampa, feels too quiet in here. Maybe we can hang out with Neptr. He can rap or something.
[Neptr rolls in and spins around.]
Neptr: [rapping] B-b-b-bread, where's my needle and thread?
Moe: No!
Finn & Jake: [gasp]
Moe: Eh, well, Neptr is too distracting. Who wants to play video games?
Jake: Oh, you have games like BMO? Let's do that, Gwampa!
Moe: I have one video game. It's called "Hangman."
Jake: [gasps]
Finn: That sounds griz as nuts!
Jake: Yeah, let's play hang-a-man!
Moe: Coming right up! [ejects controller and boots up game] Pick a letter.
Jake: Show us what you did, hangman!
Moe: [buzz] Pick a letter.