You didn't pronounce that correctly. Shame on you.
YOU SEEM UPSET.
There's nothing more persuasive than a beautiful woman.
College is just expensive daycare for adults.
High school hurts my butt.
THERE IT IS.
I don't like you.
Please, call me, Wiggles.
Your English suck.
What time is what?
Opinions. The internet's natural enemy.
Was George Bush a quitter? Hell no!
I'm high. HIGH ON LIFE. AMEN.
PREACH MY BROTHERS.
When you're feeling sad, just go in your room, stare at the sun/moon (depending where you live), AND LISTEN TO SOME LINKIN PARK.
What a fine day for an apocalypse.
I don't know. Know, I do not. Know not, I do.
Bravado good sir!
Quite the capital idea!
I'm not an administrator, I'm a liberator.
Violence is always the answer kids. ALWAYS.
This beat is @$$.
Well if that's what they're saying about me. :T
You don't know nothing, about anything. >:T
"Why are you always in such a good mood?" "Because I'm a guy."
If I plant this egg outside will an eggplant grow? Okay, I don't care who you are, THAT'S FUNNY.
Prepare for butthurt.
What's funnier than 24 and 25? 9/11! .....yeah I know...
Hey girl, if you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.
Never trust a freshman.
Ow, my pride.
Yoooooo, mah dawg, what's going ooooonnnnnnnnn??????
BRO, DON'T TOUCH MY EUCALYPTUS.
Like all memes, it will be very popular, get overused, and fade away.
Awwwww, this school reeks of failure.
No I was not in that Harlem Shake video...
Step aside broseph.
That wasn't that funny, only to you apparently.
Bro, this is how you ask out a girl: "Hey, you look really pretty today, you always do, I like your shoes, I like your face too, see this shirt? It's made out of boyfriend material, some people fall out of trees, some fall down the stairs, you should fall in love with me, want to go out?"
First world problem: Everyone on chat types too fast.
The sad truth behind hands: they can touch anything, but themselves. D,:
My voice is abnormally deep.
Hush you windbag.
Ha, that was almost clever.
She liked my status, so our relationship is pretty serious.
The epic battle between good and neutral rages on.
My dad: "Son, you're the result of a half a gallon of wine." Me: "And look how it turned out! :D"
Because of reasons.
"I'm fine being a regular user." Me:" Said no one ever."
Don't rush me bro, you rush, you make mistakes.
Hey bro, tight'n up.
Where dem napkins at?!
It's okay, it's not like your were going to be useful anyways.
Guys, did you know that Banana's secretly fight each other when people aren't around, that's why they turn brown and bruised.
Denial. The first stage of butthurt.
Waiter:"How are you today good sir?" Me:"Don't act like you care."
No thanks, I hate Tom Cruise. Nah just kidding.
Super Smash Bros is the greatest. If you disagree, guess what? I. Don't. Care.
What if Anteaters were cannibals? They would be called, Anteatereaters.
Sometimes I super-glue my thumbs to my nipples so I know what it's like to be a T-Rex.
That wasn't nearly as stressful as I thought it would be.
Do or do not, there is no try, but, you'll never know unless you try.
This user doesn't understand trolls, but then again, no one does.
This user knows his internet.
and that arrow isn't pointing at anything specifically
This user is a HUGE Metroid fan. And so is this guy.
Linkin Park Discography
My favorite Adventure Time characters and other stuff