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Wowcowchow!

Mathematical!

Algebraic!

Holy stuff!

Slam-bam-in-a-can!

That sounds bombastic!

Rhombus!

Shmow-Zow!

Yeah, it's pretty math... you psychopath!

I'll slay anything that's evil, that's my deal!

That idiot's about to walk into the Sun.

You're going down or both of us are going down!

I'm freakin' all about sugar, BUT I'M MORE ABOUT FEEDING HOMELESS PEOPLE!

Imagination is for Turbonerds who can't handle how kickbutt reality is!

Yes! And their brains are releasing adrenaline, dopamine, even dimethyltriptamine from the pineal gland! This has serious educational value! Thanatophobia and this NDE [near death experience] is giving us euphoric altered awareness! Don't you see, Princess? We were all BORN TO DIE!

Disguise yourself, fool!

Yo! Is everyone in church? Worshiping Glob?

Not to scorn the kicking of people in the crotch?

Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?

This stink up's mega bam-bam to the J-Stop!

Slammacow! That was tops! Who's not good at math? I was all FOUR!

Everything small is just a small version of something big! I understand EVERYTHING!

I can feel them on my face! Imaginary poison coursing through my veins!

Eat my sword, Ice King!

My hat... is... AAAWESOOOME!

Come on man! That's pervy!

Makes sense: you do bad stuff, I punish you!

No I'm NOT! I've got a sweater on!

Let's get this party started!

Safety! Patrol!

Marceline, release the Finn Bomb!

How did you almost know my name?

Shushers, man!

OK, just this once, we'll be vigilantes!

I'm ready for the wedding.

I feel radder, faster... more adequate!

Have more apple juice. It always makes me feel better when I- Aw! Donny! Quit being a jerk!

You're the sis, sis.

Baby, I know what you crave.

Word! Now let's go wreck up that Magic Man!

Oh no! They're destroying old ladies!

Hands off the housing market!

Do you think I have the goods Bubblegum? Because I am into this stuff!

Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up.

Werewolves: much worse than ogres.

Heh. Yeah, right. That sounds like idiot talk.

No worms on the BED!

Hey. What the jug is that?

Marceline, would you do me the honor of getting the plop outta here?

I wish for...the Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!

Kim!...I will DESTROY you!

All aboard the knuckle train to Fist Planet! I rode the knuckle train? But I'm in my element!

Candy People explode when they get scared?

Tree Trunks, I'm all jacked up because of you. Look at my jacked up face!

She's a radical dame who likes to play games!

It's vampire fighting time!

Get ready for an uppercut you DOG!

Nobody flicks me in the butt without my consent!

I'm not evil Marceline's dad, I'm super good!

I'm also exhausted emotionally, or wait, I mean physically.

And I felt happy for that son of a toot!

I couldn't let that old man suffer, Jake. My code of honor wouldn't allow it.

What the... hey, hey?

What?! You gotta be flipping kidding!

I'm a radical boy, on the mission for the crystal eye!

Does it have to be princess hair?

Up, Down, Left, Left, Right, Right, Down, Spin, Down, Up, Left, Right, Left, Down, Spin, Up, Down, Jump!

Whoa, somebody pick up their freaky cat.

Slaps, that cat was kicking my buns. And it might of finished my buns it if wasn't for Jake's stank.

I'll see you in the Nightosphere you sick FREAK!

That doesn't fair well for their Grade Point Average.

But he's freaking cute.

He really loves ice cream.

Wands are for wimps!

DIE FIRE!

The library of the undead!

I'll just read this book about pigs.

Jake, we're going to college!

Don't just lick stuff!

I'm better than okay, I know exactly how to impress the princess.

I'm going to blow your minds.

What? No way. I'm like the smartest guy in Ooo thanks to these glasses.

Huh, knew what? I wrote that list when I was insane with smartness.

Beemo, this game is the worst!

If I were really in this game, I would crush Sam, breezily, with my "mitts"!

Oh man Beemo, you gotta let us in that game!

I'm looking at my bits dude, my leg is math!

Well this ant's about to get in his pants!

JJ Flip! What the zip?

Is that what you think adventurers do? Die and make all your friends feel terrible cause they couldn't save you?!

Let's go kick their digital boo-tays!

I'm not gonna spank your hams!

I'll never kidnap again.

I'm not jealous, I'm...WEIRD!

Thirteen years old? Well, that's how old I am.

Hoc habet!

Eludere!

What the huh?

Yeah, like pranking him up his face!

THAT'S BAZONKERS! Right, Preabos?

YOUTH CULTURE FOREVERRR!!

SO SPICE, SO SPICE!!

NO MORE PAJAMAS!!

What the math?!

Marceline... of course! It's been Marceline all along!

I'm Princess Bubblegum and I'm a dork because I like science. I also have a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is 'ATTRAAAAAAAAACTIVE!'

Uh, bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I dunno. Lady stuff... Plutonium...

Easy as childbirth.

No, no...I mean not like sexy hot...

-Whisper- Yo, man. Don't eat those.

Aw dude! I broke my stems!

Give it up, MeMow! You're only makin' my face look cooler!

JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!!

She ain't evil, she's passionate. Help me track her down.