(The episode starts in the Tree Fort, Finn and Fionna are laughing, Finn is pouring drinks into cups)
Fionna: Don't forget LSP's diet cola.
Finn: I won't. I really do love "Finn and Fionna Movie Club".
(They walk into the living room where Princess Bubblegum, BMO, Lady Rainicorn, Marceline, Tree Trunks, Shelby and Lumpy Space Princess are hanging out)
Finn: Okay, Everybody. Apple juice for Tree Trunks. (She takes the juice) Diet soda for LSP.
LSP: (Taking the soda) Ehh.
Finn: What did you order PB?
PB: Oh, I brought my own. (Shows a drink that has a face)
Finn: Huh.
Fionna: Ice latte for Lady. (Gives LR her drink)
Fionna: Dr. Pepper for Prince Gumball.
PG: Yeah!
Finn: Tomato juice for Marceline. (Gives it to Marceline, who's floating in midair)
Marceline: Thanks, Finn.
Finn: Fruit Punch for Marshall Lee.
Marshall Lee: All right!
Finn: Hot cocoa for BMO.
BMO: (Takes the cocoa) This does compute.
Fionna: A bottle of Coors Light for Jake.
Jake: Whoo!
Finn: And finally, a thimble of milk for Shelby, the worm who lives in Jake's viola.
Shelby: You can just call me Shelby.
Finn: Sis...
Fionna: We're so excited that you could be here tonight for "Finn and Fionna Movie Club"'s feature presentation...
(Finn shuffles himself by Fionna)
Finn & Fionna: Dr. Who and the Daleks.
Marceline: Oh, with Peter Cushing.
PB: Sounds great.
LR: (Speaks Korean)
LSP: Get on with it!
(BMO puts the movie in a hologram and it begins playing, LSP flies over to Finn and Fionna)
LSP: Prince Gumball's in my seat.
Finn: We decided last time, no reserved seating. First come, first served.
(PG, lying in the chair, with a maniacal look, snickers at LSP)
LSP: Grr. (Sips her drink)
(A copyright warning comes up on the screen)
PB: What's that?
Finn: Just stuff that comes at the beginning of the movies.
Fionna: Yeah, that's on all the movies we dig up.
Marshall: I don't know. It seems pretty important, guys.
Finn. Alright, let's take a look.
(Finn and Fionna go up to the screen)
Fionna: Pause, BMO.
Finn & Fionna: "Warning. Federal law provides severe and criminal penalties for the unauthorized exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures."
(Finn and Fionna look nervous, The scene turns to Finn and Fionna putting everyone out)
Finn: Alright, well goodbye.
Fionna: Sorry we had to cancel. (They close the door)
Finn: We've been showing these films unauthorized.
Fionna: But these movies were made before the war, and the copyrights are LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG expired.
Finn: We should still respect authority, sis.
(The members of "Finn and Fionna Movie Club" are yelling outside, Finn opens the door)
Finn: Yeah?
PB: Are we meeting next week to watch a movie?
Finn: Uhh...Uh, yeah. Maybe. I think so.
LSP: Finn, don't cancel movie club! I've literally been having the time of my life!
LR: 아, 너무 좋았는데. (Oh, I enjoyed that so much!)
Jake: What else am I supposed to do every Friday night?!
Finn: Calm down, yall. We're gonna have "Finn and Fionna Movie Club" next week for sure. Me and Fionna just need to find a movie without that warning.
(The club members are happy and leave)
Fionna: Bro, we never found a movie without that warning. And we both know anything public domain is WAAAAYYY to short. And old.
Finn: We're not gonna find a movie, Fi.
(In the Tree Fort's treasure room, Finn is digging through a pile of gold coins)
Fionna: Well, what are we gonna do?
Finn: (Finds a camera and gasps) We're gonna make one!
Fionna: Wowp!
(The next scene, In a clearing, BMO has the camera on his head and Finn and Fionna have megaphones made of paper)
Finn & Fionna: Movie filming time!
Finn: Okay, BMO. Turn to your right and start filming.
Fionna: Start to truck in. Keep going. Trucking in, BMO.
(BMO goes up to a couple of Candy People)
Candy People: Huh?
Finn: That was awesome BMO.
Fionna: Yeah. Fantastic, super.
(Next, they are following Lollipop Girl kicking a glass ball)
Fionna: Don't lose her, BMO!
Finn: Front shot! Front shot! Film the clouds. Don't forget the little one.
(BMO zooms in on the little one. Next scene, they are filming a marshmallow water a garden)
Fionna: BMO! BMO, you're gonna miss it! Over there on you're right.
(Cinnamin Bun jumps over a bucket laughing)
(Next Scene, Mr. Candy Cane is rolling coins down a brick wall by a river)
Finn: Oh, we're gonna miss it. Hurry, BMO!
(Mr. Candy Cane flicks another coin and BMO follows it)
Finn: Don't lose it. Oh, it looks like it's gonna fall. Follow it!
Fionna: Look over there. Across the river.
Finn: BMO, forget about the coin. Film that over there!
(Two Candy People are using sticks to hold up a stawberry over another Candy Person's mouth)
Finn: Zoom in. (BMO does) Weird. Let's get some more footage.
(They get clips of Cinnamon Bun smashing a wood block with a hammer, Tall Cupcake painting Mr. Candy Cane, Cinnamon Roll whistling, a Candy Person girl spinning around, a Candy Person picnic, Red Ice Cream Sandwich chewing gum, A blue cupcake punching a giant book, and finally, a Ice Cream Man putiing hats on instruments, the scene changes to Finn and Fionna watching the clip on BMO at the Tree Fort)
(In the clip)
Ice Cream: Like that?
Finn & Fionna: Yeah, perfect.
Ice Cream: Are you, are you sure?
Finn & Fionna: Yeah, looks great.
Ice Cream: W,w,wait. How about this?
Finn & Fionna: That's even better!
(Clip ends)
Finn: Uhh, what do you think?
Fionna: I don't get it. It's just a shlock-fest.
Finn: Yeah, I'm not engaged. I need to see something that reflects life as it is but, you know, entertaining.
Fionna: Yeah, like a romantic comedy.
Finn: Exactly. An action adventure.
Fionna: Wait, that's not what I said.
Finn: Let's get to filming!
(At a waterfall, Slime Princess at the top of the waterfall)
Finn: (Through his megaphone) Okay, Slime Princess! In this scene, you're gonna leap over to that vine, swing over the crocodiles, do a triple flip with a full twist and land clean. Don't fall in the water, you'll get eaten alive. Action!
(Slime Princess jumps and falls into the water where crocodile leap at her, Finn and Fionna are mouth agape, a crocodile rises out of the water with Slime Princess kissing it's snout)
Finn: No! No smooching! Cut.
Fionna: I thought it was great.
Finn: No, we can't use any of it.
Fionna: I think we should use all of it.
Finn: No, not all. We should throw away the parts where Slime Princess was smoochin'. That was dumb.
Fionna: What?
Finn: Dumb.
(In a clearing, LSP and Peppermint Butler are at a picnic setting)
Fionna: Okay, you're having a picnic, you're in love but you can't admit it. So you're having a playful food fight. And action.
(PButs throws a piece of cake at LSP)
LSP: Why did you do that?
(LSP throws Mac and cheese at PButs and he throws ice cream at her and it becomes an all out food fight)
Fionna: Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut, that was not what I wanted!
Finn: That was awesome! We need to shoot more stuff like that.
Fionna: (Sigh) What's next?
(In the next scene, BMO is in a hole by a frog tied to a chariot, Finn is positioning the frog and adjusting the camera, PB is standing on the side of the frog)
Finn: Okay PB, move back a little.(She does) Stop. (Repositions the frog and the chariot)
PB: Finn?
Finn: Yeah.
PB: How does this work?
Finn: Umm, Fionna's gonna get the frog to hop towards him (Fionna is standing with a stick with a fly tied to it) and when he does, you're gonna run along side the chariot and it's gonna look like you're driving it.
PB: Oh, I know how this works. The old pre-war books called this technique "forced perspective".
Fionna: Hey Finn.
Finn: Yeah.
Fionna: How 'bout when the chariot takes off, she says something like "Mmm, check please".
Finn: What? No, that's terrible. (Fionna' looks annoyed) And action!
(Fionna put the fly in front of the frog and it shoots it's tongue at the fly and the tongue's recoil causes it to fall back on the chariot, breaking it, and the frog hops away)
PB: Check please...?
Finn: Hah, Fionna. You... you brought the fly in too close!
Fionna: I'm sorry.
Finn: Well help me catch him.
(They chase after the frog)
Fionna: Well, I thought it was funny.
Finn: This isn't a comedy!
Fionna: Not the way you're shooting it.
Finn: Look, just help me catch this guy.
Fionna: Alright, but after this we do my part.
(In a wedding scene)
Fionna: (Through a megaphone) Okay everyone. It's been a long day. A lot of (Snickers) a lot of running around, chasing frogs. But we are makin' a movie and this is the big wedding scene. Mr. Cupcake, playing Todd Johnson.
Mr. Cupcake: Yes.
Fionna: And Lady, you confess that you never loved Todd Johnson and that you were just trying to win a bet with your snooty socialite friends.
LR: 알았어. (Okay.)
Fionna: And then, you both realize you do love each other and you both say "I do". And then Shelby, you say...
Shelby: Check Please.
Fionna: Heh, heh, heh. Yeah. Don't forget to look right at the camera and slap your cheeks like this. (Slaps her cheeks) And 1, 2, 3 action!
Shelby: Do you, Todd Johnson, take this rainicorn to be your lawfully married wife.
(Mr. Cupcake starts to flex his eyebrows, LR giggles and blushes, Mr. Cupcake begins to flex and pose his muscles, Jake looks uncomfortable)
Fionna: Lady! Cut! Cut, cut, cut! I didn't tell you to flex out!
Jake: Lady!
LR: (Rubs Jake's head) 자기야, 흥분하지 마. (Don't take it serious honey.)
Jake: No, I don't like the way he's flexing at you.
Mr. Cupcake: I don't hear her complaining.
Jake: Why you... GAAH!
(Jake tackles Mr. Cupcake, the camera switches to Shelby as sounds of a fight can be heard)
Shelby: Check please.
(In the Tree Fort)
Finn: How much longer 'till you finish editing, BMO.
BMO: About twenty hours.
Finn: Twenty hours?!
BMO: Yeah, you guys shot a lot of footage. About twenty hours.
Finn: Fionna, let's talk about our movie.
Fionna: Okay.
Finn: I think we shot a lot of great stuff.
Fionna: Uh huh.
Finn: But I'm thinkin' only half of it is usable.
Fionna: Me too.
Finn: Really?
Fionna: Yeah, I was just thinking that.
Finn: That's great!
Fionna: I know.
Finn: You actually agree it's an action adventure!
Fionna: Yep...wait! No!
Finn: What?
Fionna: Romantic comedy!
Finn: What?!
Fionna: What do you mean "what"?!
Finn: Who's right BMO?
Fionna: Yeah, me or Finn?
(BMO looks angry, click a button on himself, his face is replaced by a message: "THERE IS NO BETTER FISHSTICK THAN MRS. PELL'S")
Finn: We'll ask him when he wakes up.
Fionna: Why wait? (Pulls out a pen and paper and begins writing) "Dear BMO, Please use only the best footage when cutting the movie. Love Fionna"
(Finn takes the pen and paper)
Finn: "And Finn"
Fionna: See you at the movie club then.
Finn: Oh I'll be there.
Fionna: As will I.
Finn: As will I, as well.
(They both leave, BMO's face pops back on the screen)
(At the movie club, the club members and everyone who took part in the movie are present)
LSP: Yes. Oh yes. Oh, I can't wait. Oh, I can't wait!
Fionna: Heh heh. Alright, thanks again everyone for coming to movie night. I hope y'all are in the mood to laugh.
Finn: I hope y'all are ready to be on the edge of your seat for tonight's action adventure film.
Fionna: It's, ahh, It's more of a romantic comedy. Right, BMO?
BMO: Eeee...
Finn: Well, I guess we'll see!
Fionna: Yeah, I guess we will. Start the movie BMO.
(The club members clap and look nervous, Finn and Fionna go to their seats)
LSP: It's a little awkward.
PG: Ditto.
(BMO sighs and presses a button on itself and his face shoots out rays of light, the crowd is impressed, electricity goes through a cord from BMO to a holograph player, The 20th Century Fox logo and fanfare appear)
LSP: (Whispering) Oh my gosh!
BMO: Finn, why are you, fighting with your twin?
Fionna, you know, this can be the end.
Romance or action, does not matter,
hurting your friends, will make you sadder.
Guys, you know, you're much more than this.
You two please stop, or you'll undo
all that you've been through.
Ooooooooo
Just hug and it's agreed,
your love will not delete.
(The the video ends, The club applauds)
Finn: BMO's right. Fighting over this movie junk is dumb. I'm sorry, sis.
Fionna: Me too, bro.
(Finn and Fionna hug)
LSP Oh my gosh, you guys. I can't wait 'till next week's movie club.
BMO: Check please.
(Everyone laughs and the episode ends)