Okay so recently people have been resigning. They're looking for new mods and admins who can fit!! There's 2 spots open for mod and they're thinking about promoting a mod! How cool is that?!
Requirements for Mod:
- The ability to lick your elbow.
- Must be a graduate from Hogwarts.
- Must be able to say "toy boat" 5 times fast.
- The ability to do "The Sponge".
- Must have no less than 999,999 edits.
Requirements for Admin:
- You must go to the nearest Walmart.
- Ask for "Walter".
- The customer service will give you a map.
- When you hold the map to the sun, a hidden message will be revieled.
- Thank the employee
- At 8 o' clock pm, follow the map
- You must have a turkey sandwich with tomatoes, also pickles in the right pocket of your pants.
- You will see a bear.
- Give him the sandwich.
- He will give you an 8 digit passcode for Adminship.
- Become an Admin!
Wow! I found how to get the "founder" title on your profile!!
- Pay me, Honorable Chairman, $5,000
- Give me your password, creditcard number, address, social security number, and your ID
- Cancel your home security
- Hire a hitman to "retrive the coconut from the monkey" (don't worry this is code name for something)
- Don't really do this. xD