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Our series starts with Me-Mow and Donny the Grass Ogre in some place or wutevz with da Lich.
LICH: Go out into the real world... find this user called "ElectricMayhem", and PUNISH HIM for his stupid blog posts and attempts at being funny!
ME-MOW: But we are not prepared,
LICH: Then I shall GIVE YOU POWERS!
DONNY: How many powers?
LICH: OVER 9000!
ME-MOW: What, 9000? There's no way that can be r---
LICH: SHUT YO MOUTH! [grants Donny and Me-Mow powers]
DONNY: Wow! I feel stronger! AND EVILER!!!! RAAAAW! How 'bout you, Me-Mow? .... Uh, Me-Mow....
LICH: Oh, yeah. I turned Me-Mow into a total insane troll/hater.
LICH: 'CUZ I'VE GOT DA POWA! YEAH! UH-HUH!
DONNY: Well.... okay.
DONNY: Well, we'll go capture that EM guy for ya.
[in the real world]
We see EM walk into a pet store.
EM: Got any grapes?
EMPLOYEE: No, I don't find that duck song funny.
EMPLOYEE: Want this orange dog, it's for sale?
JAKE: Hey, you can't sell me! I belong to Finn. FINN THE HUMAN!
EMPLOYEE: Haha! It speaks little doggy gibberish!
EM: Awesome, I'll take it!
JAKE: Wut? You're sellin' me to HIM? HIIIIIM?!!?!?111
EMPLOYEE: I cannot understand doggy gibberish.
JAKE: URGH! You son of a---
EMPLOYEE: You cannot swear on this wiki... for some reason.
JAKE: THAT you understand?
EM: Heh, such cute doggy gibberish... let's roll!
The next day, EM brings Jake to the dog park.
JAKE: Urgh! I should be mathematically slamacowin' shmow-to-da-zowin' with my totes blooby bud, FINN! Wait... what?
Suddenly, EM noticed his crush, Penny, walking by.
EM: Uh, hey, Penny!
PENNY: Oh... um... hi... [runs off]
EM: Geez. SUM PEEPLEZ KAN BEE SO ROOD!
JAKE: Why is she named after a coin?
EM: You stay here and make doggy friends. I gotta hit the can.
In the bathroom....
EM: There you are! Time to HIT you! [punches tin can repeatedly] HA! I love hitting the can. OOOOOH, PUNS ARE SUCH A WONDERFUL THING.... or, is that technically things?
Just then, EM was mugged by a grass ogre dude.
EM: HOLY CRAP! WHO ARE YOU!
DONNY: Are you ElectricMayhem?
EM: Uh... what?
DONNY: IS YOUR WIKIA USER NAME ELECTRICMAYHEM?
DONNY: IS IT!
Just then, Penny entered the bathroom and saw the two.
PENNY: Dude, this is the girls' bathr--- WHAT IS THAT?
EM: Some guy, I guess! NOW HELP ME!!!
Penny ran to help EM, but was tackled by the crazed Me-Mow.
ME-MOW: Galfraxtranzlifoxdsfnhgv! HEE HEE HEEE!
PENNY: What the? [pulls out pocket knife]
PENNY: Bad kitty! [decapitates Me-Mow] BOOM! Where yo ugly head at now, Mittens?
EM: GAAAAAAK! HEEEELP!
PENNY: Oh, yeah!
DONNY: Die, ElectricMayhem! THE LICH DEMANDS IT! [is attacked by Jake]
EM: What is HAPPENING today?
JAKE: Just shut up and RUN FOR IT!
PENNY: Sounds good. LET'S-A GO!
EM and Penny escape the girls' bathroom as it suddenly bursts into flames for no reason.
EM: Who--- how---- WHAAAAAT?
JAKE: It's okay! I'm okay! Donny and Me-Mow are still dead! Let's go before they turn into zombies or wutevz! [runs off with EM and Penny]
TO BE CONTINUED