EM, Jake, and Penny (no, not that Penny...) were running from the scene of some explosion or whatever.
PENNY: What's going on?
EM: Um, well, I got a dog. Then I got mugged. Then the dog saved me.
JAKE: Come on, guys, I'll introduce you to my peeps.
At an abandoned factory....
JAKE: This is where we usually hang out.
EM: Makes sense...
PRINCES BUBBLEGUM: Welcome, ElectricMayhem.
JAKE: Uh, EM, Penny, these are meh peeps. Princess Bubblegum's da leader. Marshal Lee's that guy nobody likes.
MARSHALL LEE: Hey!
JAKE: Well, it's TRUE! Oh, yeah, and the others are Flame Princess, the one girl everybody likes//hates... it's complicated... and Pen.
PEN: I should be the star of this cartoon! BUT, NOOOO!
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: The Lich wants to kill you, so it's up to us to protect you.
FLAME PRINCESS: Anyway, I gotta go, I'm late for my date with F---
PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM: No, you need to stay! If you don't get enough screen time the fans will freak out!
FLAME PRINCESS: UGH!
EM: Cool beans. So, uh, what do we do now?
MARSHALL LEE: Watch Bad Little Boy!
JAKE: Uh.. no.
MARSHALL LEE: Aw....
TO BE CONTINUED