• Fistful Of Yen

    In the Tree Fort, Finn was almost getting ready to go on an adventure until...

    Finn: Jake, what TIME ist it?

    Jake: Adven-- Wait, something's on your face.

    Finn: What is it?

    Jake: Looks like...a...

    Finn: TELL ME.

    Jake: Ohh, no...

    Finn: What?

    Jake: It's...It's A PIMPLE!!!

    Finn: OH MY GLOB!!!

    Jake: What do we do?! What do we do?!

    Finn: Your'e the smart guy, you tell me what to do!

    Jake: Uhhh... Cover it with this.

    Jake handed over a piece of tape.

    Finn: Ok... How do I look?

    Jake: Here's a mirror.

    Finn looked at himself.

    Finn: Hmm... Looks good.

    Suddenly, the tape went inside the pimple.

    Finn: What the?!

    Jake: Oh no man, it's getting bigger.

    Finn: How is that even possible?

    Jake: It's GETTING BIGGER!!

    Finn: I'm gonna lose it!!

    BMO walks towards them.

    BMO: Why are you guys, shouting?

    Finn: C…

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  • Fistful Of Yen

    WHAT IFs...

    July 11, 2012 by Fistful Of Yen

    It was midnight. I was inside my house. Playing F.E.A.R. 2 in my computer. It was very quiet...Too quiet. After playing F.E.A.R. 2, I headed for bed. Then suddenly, something broke into my house. I turned on the lights. And I saw it. It was the What Ifs. I slowly walked away. They looked at me. I ran as fast as I could. The What Ifs chased after me. I grabbed the keys and headed for the car. I started the engine and stepped on the gas. I didn't look back. I was getting hungry. I parked on the side of the road. Then I heard something on the back seat. It was the What Ifs. I tried to escape, but it was too late. They attacked me. They went into my mind and started speaking.

    • What if Finn dies?
    • What if Princess Bubblegum dies?
    • What if Jake dies?
    • W…

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