I am The Shredder

aka Oroku Saki (Shredder)

  • I live in New York
  • I was born on November 14
  • My occupation is Foot leader
  • I am Male
  • I am The Shredder

    You know, I have a question. All across the Internet, I see people saying they hate minivans. HOW CAN YOU HATE MINIVANS? I don't get it. They're comfortable and they're increasingly luxurious, with reclining 1st and 2nd row seats and rear TVs and everything. How can you hate that? Makes no sense.

    People say minivans suck because they're not "cool" or "sporty" or "stylish" or anything like that. Well, you know what?

    Who cares if it's stylish or cool or anything like that? Not me. All I care about is the amazing features and the versatility. It's useful for carrying cargo or several passengers. What's up with the hate?

    Please explain.

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  • I am The Shredder

    Greetings, fools. I am The Shredder, the leader of the Foot Ninja. See, I was pretty much bored and decided to join Wikia for fun. I know I should be out destroying those pathetic Ninja Turtles or taking over the world, but I haven't had time. Plus, they haven't been out lately anyway. So, yeah, I'm here looking for something fun to do. So, yeah, as you know, I'm the leader of the Foot Clan, and my minions are Hun and Baxter Stockman (I know you think they're a pig and a rhinoceros, but that's in a different dimension). And I dream of taking over the world. So, if you want to talk to me, feel free to do so.

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