Princess Bubblegum patiently drummed her dainty little pink fingers on the lever, humming to herself as she calmly looked through the glass of the chamber. Inside of the chamber lay Lemongrab, unconscious. Although his skin was exceedingly hard, it only took a well-aimed punch to the throat to incapacitate him. The young princess smiled, excited for the positive breakthrough she was about to make with him.

Gradually, he stirred. He sat up and rubbed at his throat, and gasped. He asked where he was.

"You," said the princess happily, "are in your Reconditioning Chamber. I designed it to administer a series of harmless electric shocks, which should calm you down, and possibly rid you of your temper problem."

Lemongrab frantically ran to the door…

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Finn and Princess Bubblegum are the parents of Stormo. Finn and Ice King are the parents of NEPTR. Finn and Magi are the parents of Little Dude.

Jake and Lady Rainicorn are the parents of the Corndogs. Jake and Lady Rainicorn are the uncle and aunt of Finn's children.

Princess Bubblegum is the parent of the Lemongrabs. Princess Bubblegm and Finn are the parents of Stormo. Princess Bubblegum is the grandmother of the Lemon Children.

The Lemongrabs are the parents of the Lemon Children.

This is really confusing so a more complex chart would be appreciated.

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What are your Favorite Adventure Time episodes of each season? I've been thinking about this since everyone asks, "What's your favorite season?" and I can't pick just one, because my favorite episodes sre sprawled out all over the place.

Here are mine!

Season 0

The Pilot

Season 1

Trouble in Lumpy Space

The Jiggler

Ricardo the Heart Guy

When Wedding Bells Thaw

Freak City

The Duke

Season 2

Blood under the Skin

Storytelling

Crystals Have Power

The Other Tarts

The Silent King

The Real You

Guardians of Sunshine

Susan Strong

Mystery Train

Belly of the Beast

The Limit

Mortal Folly/Recoil

Season 3

Hitman

Too Young

The Monster

Still

Wizard Battle

Fionna and Cake

Beautopia

Thank You

Holly Jolly Secrets II

Season 4

Dream of Love

Return to the Nightosphere

Princess Monster Wife

Goliad

Prin…

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     The curtains were parted slightly, letting into the room the soft, gentle afternoon sun.  Beyond the muted green drapes, Lemongrab had a pretty nice view of the Candy Castle. He wondered if Mother Princess could see him. Munch-Wag, one of the little ones who slightly resembled a goat, comfortably rested on the earl’s lap. Lemongrab alternated between gently rubbing the child’s head, and grabbing fistfuls of lemon candies from the table. At this point, he was healthily plump and nearly up to his former weight.

     In his cozy stupor, he absent-mindedly stared down at the pile of lemon candy. Then he looked at the Candy Castle, imagining that dear young Mom was building something. He glanced down at sleepy Munch-Wag, who occasionally flick…

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The year is 2013. We have gays in the military, homosexuals getting married, and famous celebrities coming out of the closet to both supportive and volatile audiences. Our president is proudly supportive of equal rights for LGBT people, and our media certainly shows this. Gay movies, gay books, gay television shows, gay music. However, it is interesting to know that although LGBT themes pervade most aspects of the media openly and proudly, they seem to very much shy away from media oriented to children. The reason for this is because parents find gay, bisexual, and transgender themes to be “too confusing” for children to understand, and that Is solely an “adult issue” that should not be puzzling or frightening the children. Others have gon…

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