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I wrote randomness because I was bored. Here it is
Guy: Hey Link, you should kill yourself
Link: But I don’t wanna kill myself
Guy: Well I’ll do it for you then *Stabs link’s head*
Link: How do I have a knife in my head and I’m still alive?
Guy: You not alive, you’re a zombie
Link: But I don’t feel any different
Guy: We all don’t feel different when we turn into zombies. Now go eat some flesh
Link: But I don’t want flesh
Guy: But Zelda is a zombie *Holds out zombiified princess, Princess attacks link*
Link: *Creeped out, shakes princess off of him* Wait a minute, this isn’t princess Zelda.
Guy: I know, its princess bubblegum. She turned herself and all the other candy people into zombies once again and Finn and Jake are on vacation.
*Link turns around and sees zombies*
Guy: Come on link, eat flesh. It tastes like ponies
Link: How do you know what ponies taste like?
Guy: I eat them *Brings out big silver platter with dead pinkie pie and twilight sparkle on it*
Link: aahh! *Grossed out*
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