They actually made a nightlight of a blue canary to go in the outlet by the light switch. It watches over you. It will be your only friend, but it won't be your only friend, but it will be a little glowing friend, but it won't actually be your friend, but it will be. It will watch over you. It will live in the birdhouse in your soul. Not to put to fine a point on it, it wants you to say it's the only B in your bonnet. If you don't get the jokes, look up They Might Be Giants and listen to Birdhouse in Your Soul. Heres a video.
(warning, hates argonauts esp. Jason)